Tuesday, January 7, 2014

CAN'T UPLOAD PICTURES ...

...  from local files with Blogger.  Same problem as yesterday.  Anyone else got this/have suggestion?" - Lost in the Ether RG




So two rabbits walk into a bar.  The bar tender looks pretty confused but the big rabbit  just jumps right up and says "You do serve Rabbits here, right?"  The poor bartender never heard a rabbit talk before and just sort of began to shake his head back and forth.  "Well, that is OK then." said the big rabbit.  "I'll have a Manhattan and give my dutchie friend here a Martini - shaken, not stirred."


Anybody else got a good bunny joke? 

14 comments:

Shadowydreamer said...

I don't get it :(

Brandi B. said...

I don't get it, either.
But I got a one...
Q: What is invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Rabbit farts.
Am I the only person that thinks rabbit farts are the CUTEST thing EVER?

Shadowydreamer said...

Oh!

Bunnies are rabbit fans of a good carrot. :)

I'm always good for a pun or six. :) You'll harely notice most.

Crafty Green Poet said...

I don't get it either and don't know any rabbit jokes myself....

Sorry about the photos, hope you sort that out soon, missing seeing all the cute bunnies....

SixBunnies said...

Guys!!!! "you don't SERVER rabbits here!!!" meaning he had to ask if they cooked and served rabbits first before ordering ...

which is funny until it makes you think of people eating rabbits and then it's not so don't think too much about it! But, think of bunnies hopping up to a bar and ordering a drink! That is a funny thought! :)

Hee hee ... rabbit farts! hee hee! Much better than pitbull farts I guarantee you!

SixBunnies said...

Oops "SERVE"

Auntie Jane (It is official!) said...

I thought I since the bartender shook his head, the bunnies decided everything would be okay if their drinks were shaken. I suppose RG is desperately calling customer support by now. I really don't know any rabbit jokes. Why is that? Anyway, RG, who is Mrs. Calabash? Oh, and congratulations on your discovery of the universe's densest complex particles - us, HOR's public.

Brandi B. said...

Maybe the chuckle factor in RG's joke was lost in the translation from the original lapin?

speedyrabbit said...

hahaha I get it RG, Very Dry RG,hahaha.if you like I could post your photos RG with what ever you want to say,you know where we are,xx Rachel and Speedy

Rabbits' Guy said...

I quit for now - for goodness sakes.

Look - I could have said 2 guys walk into a bar and ask if they serve martinis and the bartender says no so they order rum and cokes. Get it?

Long ago Mr. Jimmy Durante ended his show with the Mrs. Calabash line ...

But I'll be back ...

Shadowydreamer said...

Ooooh, NOW I get it!

.. See, I need to get a rabbit in around here to explain these things to the dumb human.

Auntie Jane (It is official!) said...

I don't get it.

Brandi B. said...

I still don't get it. Why would two guys walk into a bar and ask if they served martinis? Every bar in the universe and beyond serves martinis.
I like my martinis just a hint dirty.
Manhattan's are disgusting. Anything with bourbon is disgusting.
Brandi and Brandy walk into a bar. Brandi asks the barkeep if they serve Brandy. Bartender shakes his head no. Brandi says, that's ok. We'll have a Tom Collins...
Nope, don't make no sense.

Rabbits' Guy said...

Tom Collins? Haven't had that spirit here since 1969 ....