Ah Winston - would you have preferred to be left out there in the cold and rain - with no salad and no hay? Adventure is OK for 5 minutes, but a bun's got to know where his next food bowl will be put down and it was never going to be in that tight spot you'd got yourself into. Although, Yes, you're right - the decision to leave should have been left to you - that way it will look you had a plan all along. There's no treat that can make up for wounded pride.
That's our Brandi! Always thinking on the bright side. BL has been strangely silent through all this-she has neither laid her soul bare so we may presume she has broomed no bunn nor so far as we know has she broomed the wicked RG. This is clearly a human worthy of our admiration. St. Winston does not wish us to be revengeful, just penitentially working to right our wrongs. By the way I want 1000 of the Holy Cards you are advertising and I'd like to know what prayer/novena instructions the Saint has left us.
RG, you refer to Winnston as St. Winston. His little picture there looks like one of the cards you can buy at Catholic bookstores that have a drawing of a saint on one side, and a prayer on the other. He is St. Winnie Pooh Pooh of the Broom. On the back, a prayer: Remember us to Almighty God, O blessed St. Winnie Pooh Pooh of the Broom! By your prayers may all bunnies find shelter safe from the Devil's Broomers. Together with the intercessions of the All Holy, Immaculate, and Sweet Mother of Our God, Jesus Christ, may our Boxes, Crates, Hidey Holes, Under-The-Beds and Behind-The-Furnitures be blessed and free from spiders, cats and dust bunnies. Oh, Lord, grant treats in abundance, fresh greens, soft blankies and gentle breezes to us, your Most Disapproving of All Creation. Make our slaves worthy of our affections and dissatisfaction both. In the Name of the All Holy Trinity, by the intercessory prayers of all the saints and angels and of St. Winnie Pooh Pooh of the Broom, let us commend ourselves and one another unto Christ Our God. Amen.
Oh, and through the merits of your St. Winnie Poo Poo of the Broom may Fleetie be well and come back to us and may all our friends in the UK be safe from the flooding there.
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Never mind Winston,my dad sometimes does it to me too...heehee...but its worth it when I create mischief.xxSPeedy
Ah Winston - would you have preferred to be left out there in the cold and rain - with no salad and no hay? Adventure is OK for 5 minutes, but a bun's got to know where his next food bowl will be put down and it was never going to be in that tight spot you'd got yourself into. Although, Yes, you're right - the decision to leave should have been left to you - that way it will look you had a plan all along. There's no treat that can make up for wounded pride.
Winnie Pooh, handsome boy! Yes, we hoomins have some terrible communication skills, don't we...
Winnie Pooh Pooh, you still have BL. She didn't broom you. And she's so lucky, cuz you are too cute cute cute.
That's our Brandi! Always thinking on the bright side. BL has been strangely silent through all this-she has neither laid her soul bare so we may presume she has broomed no bunn nor so far as we know has she broomed the wicked RG. This is clearly a human worthy of our admiration. St. Winston does not wish us to be revengeful, just penitentially working to right our wrongs. By the way I want 1000 of the Holy Cards you are advertising and I'd like to know what prayer/novena instructions the Saint has left us.
Holy cards? Holy moley! (We have holey towels here--bunny lace).
We're advertising Holy Cards? Whaaat? did I miss something? WINSTON!
RG, you refer to Winnston as St. Winston. His little picture there looks like one of the cards you can buy at Catholic bookstores that have a drawing of a saint on one side, and a prayer on the other.
He is St. Winnie Pooh Pooh of the Broom.
On the back, a prayer:
Remember us to Almighty God, O blessed St. Winnie Pooh Pooh of the Broom!
By your prayers may all bunnies find shelter safe from the Devil's Broomers. Together with the intercessions of the All Holy, Immaculate, and Sweet Mother of Our God, Jesus Christ, may our Boxes, Crates, Hidey Holes, Under-The-Beds and Behind-The-Furnitures be blessed and free from spiders, cats and dust bunnies. Oh, Lord, grant treats in abundance, fresh greens, soft blankies and gentle breezes to us, your Most Disapproving of All Creation. Make our slaves worthy of our affections and dissatisfaction both. In the Name of the All Holy Trinity, by the intercessory prayers of all the saints and angels and of St. Winnie Pooh Pooh of the Broom, let us commend ourselves and one another unto Christ Our God.
Amen.
It's a Catholic thing, I guess???
P.S.
I am not mocking anyone or anything, least of all God.
I mean that prayer sincerely!!
What Brandi said!
Oh, and through the merits of your St. Winnie Poo Poo of the Broom may Fleetie be well and come back to us and may all our friends in the UK be safe from the flooding there.
It's another photo in the RG, "Rabbit with Flower Arrangement" series. This one titled, "Winston in flower headdress, post brooming".
amen brandi amen,Speedy's mum
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