Thursday, December 27, 2012

"I, BENJI, HAVE A COMPLAINT.

Those fat-fingered people who care for us were cutting toenails yesterday.  They cut one of mine too far.  I bled.  They fixed it, but still.  What shall I do in retribution???  Hmmm?"  -  Benji the Nipped.

"You would think I could do better."  -  RG the Butcher.

20 comments:

brandi said...

RG, the Brooming Butcher of 2013!

Auntie Jane (It is official!) said...

Brandi, get the van!

speedyrabbit said...

Girls Calm down I'm sure RG didn't do it on purpose and I'm sure RG will make up for it WON'T you RG?!
Speedy will hop over just to make sure that Benji is ok and that RG gives extra treats and the like ok girls?!

Crafty Green Poet said...

poor Benji!

brandi said...

Extra treats? Bribes is what you mean! Benji will not be silenced with bribes! The Ladies in Vans must make an example of RG!
We are like the Department of Health and Human Services, but without the red tape and oversight!
The Department of Health and Rabbit Services...um, that's it!
Poor Benji indeed!

Lorna Appleby said...

I think Benji should run away to Canada and recieve massages and worship.

Freddie'd share his wheel, but I don't think Benji'd fit..

SixBunnies said...

Let's Roll!

Auntie Jane (It is official!) said...

Dear Rachel and Speedy, Sometimes it just isn't possible to be the voice of reason. Sorry. Speedy, you keep away from that dangerous monster. Let me grab a thing or two, Van Ladies.

Glenna said...

Benji, you need a personal injury lawyer. Probably won't go to court but you could settle out of court for salad.

brandi said...

Wooohooo and Yehaw! Rabbit Snatching means rabbit RESCUING! Wanna hear that story!

MatsB said...

Poor Benji! I hope you will recover!
(RG is just trying to help you.)

Lorna Appleby said...

http://tuxandbunny.com/silly_passport.jpg

HA! I know the truth about the passport. (Puts out a plate of organic spring salad.)

Besides, he can just use the bunny portal system and be home in time for tea. :)

SixBunnies said...

Before the media digs it out, I have to confess... I, too, have clipped a toenail too far and made a bunny bleed. I do say that when I did that to my Beagle, the dog made a much bigger fuss of it than did the rabbits ... which is unbelievable ...

It is sometimes difficult, under the best of conditions, to find where the live part of the nail starts ... and even more so with a wriggling, uncooperative, disapproving, furball as a patient ...

SixBunnies said...

All that said , the Van #2 code named "Red Five" is standing by, Red Leader ... when does the mission start?

Jade said...

Mr. Mick has seen his share of butchered toenail clippings in his day. He was well compensated for all his pain and suffering. He says he will be happy to represent Benji in court (pro bunno, of course) should he decide to pursue matters.

Lorna Appleby said...

I can see it now.. Benji is on the witness stand, Mr Mick is on the prosecutor's table (so he can see), and the judge is looking weary..

Mr Mick : Tell us about The Incident.
Benji : What incident?
Mr Mick : The toe cutting incident!
Benji : Why? What happened?
Mr Mick (grinds teeth) : The Rabbig Guy cut your toe nails!
Benji : Oh. Yeah. I don't like that!
Mr Mick : He cut your toe nail to the quick! It BLED!
Benji : Eeeep! It must have hurt!
Mr Mick : It DID. That's why we're here!
Benji : Did he say sorry?
Mr Mick : Oh yeah, nose kisses, cuddles and all that. Its not the point!
Benji : Did i get a treat?
Mr Mick : I'm sure you did.. but we're here to punish the human!
Benji : Why? He's okay most of the time. He doesn't put enough kale in the salads, but he has good intent. And gives good ear scritches.
Mr Mick : But! You! He! .. Oh, I give up! (Hops off the table and starts to gnaw on the leg)
Benji : Oooh, that looks tasty! (Scurries off the witness chair to join Mr Mick)

Judge : OI! You two! Stop eating the furniture! Case dismissed! .. .. bloody rabbits ..

Rabbits' Guy said...

Cute! Bunnies - 2, RG - 1!

RoadBunner said...

This reminds me that I need to give Mario a mani/pedi. My least favorite thing to do :(

Auntie Jane (It is official!) said...

Red Leader, come in, Red Leader...

Michelle May said...

Poop in the hand! Poop in the hand!