"Must know up from down and be able to lift empty boxes and carrots. Reply asap with brief resume and 3 letters of recommendation to Benji at House of Rabbits."
"I hope someone answers soon - I SO need this box turned downward before the rain begins." - Benji the Distraught
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Come on RG I know its nearly Christmas but now is not the time for slacking so hop to it and help poor Benji out,or shall I send Speedy to the rescue?Hehehehe and we know Speedy is a clever fellow and is likely to give the buns some clever ideas,Speedy's mum
Well, get with the program, hoomins. The buns are waiting.
Let's see.. My feedback from Sage Bunny, Silver Dutch Princess Supreme reads, "Complete slacker, never gives enough treats, lousy at nose rubs, occasionally gets things right." Uhm.. I don't think I'll pass that one on.
Scout Bunny, Fuzzy dust bunny, Lionhead / ND cross, 1.2lb ball of fluff gave feedback of "Not very swift, but kind of sweet. Took a long time to get trained and kept back sliding. Good to sleep on, can generally steal food from." Uhm. I'm not sure if that's good or bad..
Freddie Gerbil says, "She's big and loud and doesn't speak squeak."
..Did he require GOOD references? ^_^;;
Hopefully you guys didn't get enough snow requiring clear box rooves!
(shakes head at Lorna)can't squeak? Tsk Tsk.
I think I could manage to put the box in proper order, but according to my bunny resume', I tend to have an "over-inflated sense of worth and ability..." Don't what THAT'S supposed to mean, but I am a GREAT box-turner-over-er!
Dear Benji. I would like to apply for the position of box-righter and carrot carrier. I have many years of experience of buns and their needs and I am gaining a reputation within my field as a "complete walkover". I will pay you two carrots and a banana per day if I am lucky enough to be successful in my application.
Yours Sincerely
Oh, my! Look at that face! I do not know how RG held the camera long enough to take the picture BEFORE doing whatever that sweet bunneh needs done! I can't look mine in the face ... I melt ...
Benji, I also know you are pretty well cared for ... so you can only work that look so far ... ya know ... "poor little bun freezing in the snow and cold rain" ...
oh Benji! I'm sure you could really move the box yourself if you could stop posing for long enough! But really RG how can you not bow down to Benji's every whim!
Does not speak Squeak? Not a single dialect of Squeak? . . . swoons. . .
Lorna: Mr. Mick says you are an excellent bunny slave (even though you have questionable taste in pets *coughcoughfoogerbilcough* ), and if you don't get the job as Benji's box-fixer, he is more than willing to hire you.
Benji, I'd scoop up Lorna before Mr. Mick does if I were you.
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