Wednesday, April 23, 2008

HELP! 911! AMBER ALERT! RABBIT ABUSE! ...

Bunny Lady is gone and all she left was this "Note For Daddy!!!"

Keep Clam - keep Clam ... Don't go all Emmy Lou Harris on me ... it's not THAT kind of a note for Daddy. It's instructions about your care and feeding precious ones! Bunny Lady has gone over the mountains to Wenatchee for some well earned rest and left ME, Rabbits' Guy in charge.

You will already notice that you all got a nice outside play time today .. oh .. except for Savannah who would not come out of her hidey box ... and now you are comfortably back in nice clean condos with the right amount of foods and water and hay ... everything in it's expected place. I can read and follow directions, especially if I have a good check list and don't let my mind wander. Later you each will get the distinctive salad you are used to - I have those recipes as well. All the salad bowls are labeled so no mix-ups.

Get used to it because she won't be back until Saturday afternoon - 3 1/2 days with ME! Hey, and I can play a lot of classic country!!!! I know, you like the blind Italian and the divos but you also can use a little variety.

I hope those of you readers who were worried about the oats for The Princess click the instructions so you will see how very little of those they actually get in a day! There is not an entry for The Princess because I always take care of her ... I'm no neophyte at this.

Wish me luck! Stay tuned .... this could be as exciting as Deb and Freckles!


11 comments:

Ann (bunnygirl) said...

It sounds like adventures might ensue in bunny land...

Crafty Green Poet said...

good luck - hope the bunnies enjoy the classic country!

Erin said...

I have to make lists for my hubby when I'm not around too! Otherwise, who knows what might happen! The kids might run wild:)

d. moll, l.ac. said...

Wow, Bunny Lady put the instructions in a plastic sleeve, she is thorough. Vote here is that Rabbit's Guy will do OK, but he better keep up his posts or readers may call RPS (that would be Rabbit Protective Services). Have fun listening to Hank Williams and Patsy Cline, Bunns.

Anonymous said...

He is making you listen to Country?? *Thump* *Thump* Poor Buns!
By the way, Mom likes to listen to the blind italian guy too!!

Zinger said...

Wow that's quite a list - i sure hope you can keep up with all those bunny needs...

Glenna said...

BF traveled this week, and I had to take care of all six cats and the buns, and wow, does it take extra long without that extra set of hands. On the other hand, we did get the different music on XM (the house cleans up faster with techno) and different foods (a grocery store chicken and "fish" from Mrs. Pauls because they're fast). And as usual, travel was on a garbage day, so I had to muscle the can to the curb. Thump!

Deb Cushman said...

What a great adventure the Houseful of Rabbits is having! We can't wait to find out what happens next...the suspense is killing us. We will be glued to our computer monitors to find out the next episode =:-)

Anonymous said...

OMG - She's gone???

L.Bo Marie said...

"don't go all Emmy Lou Harris on me"

ok, that killed me....
good luck! just keep reminding yourself that no matter how hard you try, you're only going to get dissaproval...

Anonymous said...

haha! I went away to SF,CA last weekend + a few days, and I left the little man with a spread sheet with explicit amounts and scheduled out times. He actually did a good job! (he is not a bunny person at all, and I normally do all of the bunny care of mine and the fosters)