ATTENTION ALL BUNNIES .....
I, Baxter, have been authorized to report to all bunnies in the US of A that there is coming something called a STIMULUS. It means the 2-foots will have plenty of extra pellet tokens for a little while and we must be prepared to take advantage.
Please forward me your best ideas for capitalizing on this delightful development, courtesy of a wonderful, (at least to us bunnies) 2-foot named BUSH.
9 comments:
Leave ads for botanical hay from Oxbow lying about the condo!
the fruit and veggie section of the local grocery store weekly ad should be left around too
oh... i'm gonna change mum's start page on her firefox browser so that it goes to the cottontail cottage sale page... i needs one of those...
If Mom gets $600, then that's 200 packages of pinecones for us!
Pink and Elvis
ps. How come everyone in the White House has a cat or a dog? I'm voting for the guy or gal with a bun! How awesome would it be to see bunnies binkying on the White House lawn or nibbling the woodwork in the Oval Office.
OK!! How about Amy Sedaris for Prez ...
We want Botanical hay with our STIM-Mew-Lus. Thanks, Fiona bun for this consumer tip.
Mom said we can't have 200 packs of pinecones since she's having to fix some of the things that Pink broke when he flooded the house.
hee! Elvis
Think the buns know that this bunnymoney is further puttin' us in hock, since we're borrowing it from the Chinese? Clearly buns have no grasp of international economics.
I think we should buy new chew baskets!! Mine have sure seen better days!
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