WHAT THE HEY ...

"I take a crack at making my evening post and up pops a whole new posting format ... "If it ain't broke, improve it?"  I hope this works."  -  RG the Mystified.

"Who gives a pussy-cat hoot?"  -  Kitty Boy the La-Z-Boy!

A ROYAL STRETCH

"She's in mid-hop or mid-flop or doesn't like the carpet." - RG the Confused.

"FORGET YOUR SHADES, GOLDIE?"

"People in the Pacific Northwest lose more pairs of sun glasses than anywhere else in the world. In April the sun shines 5 times a day and it rains 6 times a day. It's hopeless. When you take them off in October you don't need them until March and by then they've gone missing, or are out of style." - RG the Interesting.

"DO YOU SEE HIM CHICO?" ...

"No Zoey - but I smell him. He is nearby." "OK then, let's be very, very still and quiet and he won't find us." "Sure thing Zoey - Hey, wait a minute Z-Bob! When he finds us and takes us in, that's when we get the oats! I want oats!" "Oh yeah - there is THAT. - Hey, RG! RG! Down here RG!" "Coming fellers- I am just now conveying Racer inside to his goodies." - RG the Busy.

"I'M HIDING - ...

... you'll never, ever find me!" - Racer the Disguised. "You've got them bamboozled, Racer. Even I can't find you to give you a treat!" - RG the Clever.

("OK, OK, I'm in the box .. this box, right here. Look harder." - Racer the Hungry)

WE HAVE SPRING!

Look here fellas - already the first planting of Kale and Lettuce has sprouted. Chard and Carrots coming. Potatoes planted today - I know - who cares about Potatoes.The grass gets mowed! (BL SO wants a John Deere.)
Pear trees blooming. (Come ON bees!)

Hops are starting up the pipe and the Herb Chair is doing great.

"Just focus on the carrots and kale and such, RG." - Princess the Intense.

"ALL WEEKEND -

- All Winston.""Well OK - not ALL Winston, but you get it."

(It's gonna be warmish and sunny here - finally!)

"RG, YOU LAME-BRAIN. ....

... Are you suggesting my mind needs mending?" - Racer the Just Fine."Don't be going all Dr. Phil on me Racer. Everyone can use a mental tune up now and then. Even a bunny extraordinaire such as yourself." - RG the Wise.

(Read this helpful book long ago - found it in the 50 Cents section of the library today. Anybody else know of it?)

"I GO SOOOOO GOOD...

... they'll just HAVE to keep me." - Kitty Boy"I keep letting him out and he keeps coming back." - RG

"LITTERBOX LOVE"

"Litterbox love is all the rage,

Bunnies do it at any age.

You see me and I see you,

I love you, love you, yes I do.

Smoochy, smoochy, kiss, kiss, kiss,

With this set up how can we miss?

...""Take it Tommy." - RG (Dicky Smothers) the hopeful.
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(jump in anytime now folks ...)

IT'S WINSTON!"

"Line up orderly now, on the left, girls. There is plenty of Winnie to go around." - RG the Manager.

"THIS PLACE SERIOUSLY NEEDS ...

... new window treatment. Suggestions?" - The Princess (That is PRINCESS!)"I'm right here Johnny on the spot ma'm. Measuring tape in hand, pins in mouth, swatches for consideration, ... " - RG the dreamer.

HOLY BATMAN!

"Great tattoo there Cheekers. Did it hurt much?" - RG the curious."What's he mumbling about Zoey?" "Don't pay him no nevermind C-Bob. Go back and enjoy your nap....hello, Ripley's?"

"A FELLA COULD ...

... get used to this cozy-wozy life!" - Racer Relaxed."Don't." - RG the supervisor.

(ps - internet on the fritz last night so up today instead)

" I better get my full 24 hours." - Racer the Ham.

"WHAT TIME YOU GOT THERE GOLDIE?"

"Right around 7:15pm Benji - and I've cleared a space for salads - you better ring the dinner bell." "We don't HAVE a dinner bell, Goldie." "Oh - yeah - well, other than that.....""I'm comin' I'm comin' Keep your pants on ..." BL - the Salad Chef.

"ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME CHICO? ...

I am not, repeat, not, headed for a treat." - Zoey the Sneak."Well I'm just going to tag along anyway ... just in case!" - Chico the Hopeful.

"THANK YOU EVERYONE ....

... it's been a tough weekend and your notes and thoughts have been so helpful. We are very much appreciative." - RG and BL the sad but grateful.

"I'm just a weird cat but I miss my Lucky pal too." - KB the confused.

OUR OH-SO-SPECIAL LUCKY HAS DIED.

"So much sadness here. Lucky suffered from an internal issue which had been getting worse. He died this morning."
"The Luckster was the best buddy ever." - Weepy Winston.

What is your best memory of Lucky?

"ONE OF MY ...

... favorite places. Right between the litter-box and my sleepy-box with a food bowl and Zoey nearby!" - Chico the Content"Glad you like the service, Cheekers." - RG the Help

(PS - another late-night meeting)

"BATH TIME!"

Shame on you RG.

"THE WHEELS FELL OFF.

.... I think Benji did it, Zoey. He didn't want to go RVing with Goldie in the little thing." "'Tis cramped Cheekers, mighty mighty cramped. Maybe we could open a Treat Stand in it."

"Hey guys! Shall I make up some Posters and get the word out?" - RG the entrepreneur.

"IT'S TOO SMALL, GOLDIE!"

"Oh, but Benji my beloved dear one, look at this view! Can we have it? Can we have it? Please? Pretty please? Can we? Can we?""Talk to her RG. Please?"

"Oh no you don't Benji. I'm just, ah just, uh, uh, ..." - RG the Coward.

"A WEEKEND IS HERE. ....

.... I really don't want to share it with KB. SCOOT." - The Princess in Charge"Ah, hay and oats aren't my cup-o-tea anyway" - KB the Temporary.

"RG! HEY RG! ...

.... You there RG?" - Zoey the concerned."Aw Zoey, you little sweetie. Yes, I am here. A late night meeting (booooooring) is all. Thanks for caring." - RG the appreciated.

"I was worried about breakfast." - Zoey.

"WHAT'S THE PASSWORD?"

(I think it has "treat" in it!) Guarding the Palace. Patience and Fortitude. Good Ju-Ju in the Year of the Dragon.

"YOU SEE IT YOUR WAY WINNIE?"

"No Lucky, but maybe I hear something." "It had better be Harebrained with a treat." - The Rascally Boyz"Sorry Boyz. It's just a camera!" - RG the Photog.

"HOW ABOUT ....

.... a Racer fix?" - Racer the AccommodatingCute little fellow! (Goes well with tea or coffee.)

"YOU WANT SNOW AND COLD? ...

... here is the parking lot, today, at Paradise in Mount Rainier National Park, about 125 miles down the road from here. More on the way!" - RG the Tour Guide. "No thanks RG. We are quite content here with our zoomy, super-banana, Limon-Bacardi Hidey-hole. Thank you very much." - Goldie and Benji the Happy.

"RG, RG! WHAT IS ...

... that clunky white stuff falling on my roof. It is mid-March for gosh sakes. Do something about it." - Princess the miffed. "Graupel. Chunky snow. We're having a cold spring. I'll get your headset and iPod - you can listen to BunnyTunes 5." RG - the knowledgeable and helpful.

DOMESTIC HARMONY

'Nuff said.

"WE NEED TO LAWYER-UP BENJI"

"For sure sweetums - we've been framed. We are jailed innocents. Any pro-bono lawyers out there want to take our case? A good chance to make a big name for yourself!" "Oh you drama trollers. Knock it off. You'll be out of there as soon as your food dishes are restocked and your floors cleaned and the hay refreshed. 5, 6 minutes tops. Now everyone will think we abuse you." - RG the, uh, uh - gosh, I can't even think of the right word.

"I LOOK TOO CHUBBY ....

.... I don't like this picture." - Zoey the Fussy" "Maybe I just stretttttcccchhhhh" it up a bit with Photoshop?" - RG the helpful

"MY BEST SIDE ....

.... don't you agree?" - Zoey"I refuse to answer, Zoey. It's damned if I do and damned if I don't." - RG

"RACER! RACER! HEY - RACER! ....

.... Come on Racer, turn around. I want to share this with you." - RG the ebullient "What do you want RG? This better be good."
"We won Racer! Our relay team WON! There was a cheering section and everything. BL was there. We got a fancy coffee mug! I ran really fast."

"Yea - I heard. Next to last again too. Try harder."

"I love you too, Racer."

"MORE BIG NEWS, BOYZ! ...

.... the guy in the background with the blue stripe on the shirt is ME! I'm on the registration brochure for this BIG race Saturday. I'm part of a 4-guy relay team. We might win GOLD! BL is even coming to cheer!" - RG the Fast "What ever shall we do with him Winnie? Put up with him Lucky, he's all we got."

"YOU CAN OPEN THE DOOR ....

.... or toss down a treat!" - The Princess"Sweetheart, with those eyes, you should ask for the Moon!" - RG the Smitten

"ZOUNDS! ....

... This is some rockin' box I've woke up in. Are those Nanners up there?" - Goldie the Dreamer"It's a conundrum kid. BL maybe has been at the liquor store again." - RG the mystified

"I'VE GOT YOUR BACK, WINNIE."

"Can't really blame you there, Cluck. He IS a bit hard to look at." "Oh Boyz, for shame. I am bringing fresh hay." - RG the handsome.

EYES OF LOVE? ....

.... or a lover's spat?Or something else? What do YOU think?

"TWO ON A STICK -

- looks like tasty time."

"TIME OUT!"

"RG - Go to your corner and sit there for the whole weekend. Shame on you." - The Princess"Yes'M (Who could argue with cute toesies like thosies?)" - RG the Chagrined

"LUCKY'S TURN!

"You should not have done this RG" - Lucky the Embarrassed"So? Fire me."

"Not worth the effort."